'Hardcore' (read: Alcoholic) Zelda-related Gamer Fuel

I hate the phrase 'gamer fuel'. I hate that there's a product that uses it as a slogan. I hate that I can't think of anything wittier to call this post. I hate that it fits so well. I almost feel dirty writing it. But for now, I'm ok with it.

This, folks, is a Triforce. Dark rum, 99 Bananas (Whatever the hell that is) and Goldschlager, all used to represent Link, Zelda and Ganon respectively, make up this lethal concoction. Drink enough of these, and I assume you'll be taken away to your very own 'Sacred Realm'. Or, more accurately, the emergency ward, getting your stomach pumped.

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